This is kind of a joke post, but here are the snippets of poetry I came up with after I finished the CAHSEE (California High School Exit Exam, phonetically KAY-SEE) this week. Basically, we couldn’t do anything (including read or drink water) until all everyone was done, so I was really bored. I doodled these poems in my test booklet, remembered them, and them embellished them a bit when I typed them here. For nicer poetry inspired by the event, you can go to yesterday’s post, Poetry: Standardized Life.
Hope you get a kick out of these 🙂
(I know the syllables are a bit off, sorry)
There once was a test so easy
Everyone finished it breezily
They were so bored
They gave up and snored
That was the day of the CAHSEE
Edgar Allan Poe Spoof from The Raven
Once upon a morning dreary, while I pondered, bored and bleary
Over many a dull and pointless question of forgotten math
While I nodded, nearly napping, wishing there would come a ringing,
As of the bell gently ringing, ringing for the test’s end
“Tis almost coming,” I muttered, “ringing for the test’s end–
Only this hour, then nothing more.”
Ah, distinctly I recall it was in the bleak test hall,
And each separate eraser shred wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the finish; – vainly I had sought to vanish
From the world of boredom – boredom at the test dubbed CAHSEE-
At the dull and basic test whom the state named CAHSEE –
Endless here for evermore.
The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost Spoof
I used the formula less orthodox
and that made the sum the difference